Beware of: LOUDness (please protect your ears), cringyness (sowwy only hu-man), melancholy (oh the humanity), and offensive shit (fuck you). But otherwise please enjoy!
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C64
Commodore 64 remixes/remakes. I also made these: https://remix.kwed.org/search/plasm303.
c64/ACTION BIKER.wav
Original by Rob Hubbard. MUSICIANS/H/Hubbard_Rob/Action_Biker.sid in HVSC.
c64/cybernoid1.wav
Original by Jeroen Tel. MUSICIANS/T/Tel_Jeroen/Cybernoid.sid in HVSC.
c64/jeroen tel - remark music.wav
Original by Jeroen Tel. MUSICIANS/T/Tel_Jeroen/Remark_Music.sid in
HVSC. Got rejected from remix.kwed.org for being "SID with drums", if I recall
:-)
c64/martin walker - armalyte.wav
Original by Martin Walker. MUSICIANS/W/Walker_Martin/Armalyte.sid in HVSC. From the Commodore C64 game "Armalyte".
c64/zakmc-02.wav
Original by Matthew Kane. GAMES/S-Z/Zak_McKracken.sid in HVSC. From
the "Zak McKracken" adventure game by LucasArts Games.
Co-op
coop/F#A_F#E.mp3
Made together with Tonemester Steffen Breum.
coop/gofetch.aif
Made together with Mads Martin Jørgensen
coop/mza.wav
Made together with Dennis Haladyn.
Covers & Remixes
covers+rmx/blackheart-01.wav
Cover of "Black Heart" by Calexico. Lead vocals by Nicholas James Ennis.
covers+rmx/brazil.mp3
Cover of Aquarela do Brasil by Ary Barroso. I think it won a somethingawful
Rockstar once (that time when all the good ones were out of town)
covers+rmx/dexter.wav
Cover of Tiger Tunes - Dexter. Missing vocals.
covers+rmx/enjoythesilence.mp3
Depeche Mode
covers+rmx/falloutmedley.mp3
Medley of "Maybe" by The Ink Spots and "A Kiss to Build a Dream On" by Louis
Armstrong, known from Fallout 1 and 2.
War never changes
A kick in the eye will do
covers+rmx/girls-03master.wav
Cover of "Girls Night Out" by The Knife. Lead vocals by Nicholas James Ennis.
covers+rmx/handthatfeeds.wav
Nine Inch Nails released the tracks for "The Hand That Feeds"
covers+rmx/killmeplease.wav
In The Hall Of The Mountain King
covers+rmx/lately.mp3
"Lately" by Steve Wonder (made for a somethingawful Rockstar)
covers+rmx/loliday-01.wav
Cover of "Holiday in Cambodia" by Dead Kennedies. Lead vocals by Nicholas James Ennis.
covers+rmx/nogood.mp3
Depeche Mode
covers+rmx/onemoretime.mp3
"Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears in 3/4. Oh cringe.
covers+rmx/onlymeat-01.wav
There is no you
There is only meat
covers+rmx/onyl-01.wav
Nine Inch Nails released the tracks of "Only".
covers+rmx/pyramidsong.mp3
Radiohead
covers+rmx/raven-02.ogg
Cover of "The Raven" by The Stranglers. Missing vocals.
covers+rmx/rigby.wav
im so sorry it seemed like a good idea at the time
covers+rmx/robotman.mp3
Mashup of "Die Roboter" (The Robots) by Kraftwerk, and "Robot Man" by Scorpions.
covers+rmx/towerofsong.mp3
Cover of "Tower of Song" by Leonard Cohen. Vocals by Áine.
Cubase
cubase/plams-ddkplaysyou.ogg
See "Dance Dance Karnov" elsewhere, second attempt, not nearly as popular.
cubase/showdown at 5 sample creek.wav
From a sample pack duel at somethingawful forums
cubase/this is not jazz-edit.wav
Ce n'est pas du jazz or something. My guitar teacher really liked it. My
friend's dad really hated it. The lead sound is made by ring modulating two
oscillators, which I play independently of each other (split keyboard) to
produce all sorts of delicious inharmonic ugliness. Bass and drum fragments
were sampled from records.
cubase/troyawful.wav
Voice recording shared on the somethingawful forums. Poor Troy.
Logic
logic/kokken.wav
Jeg prøvede med charme men hun vil hellere have kokken
logic/lambordastan.wav
Study in copyright infringement
Lyrics by somethingawful forums, music by me
People posted song lyrics they had written, then other people recorded music from these lyrics. Sorry, some of these are quite offensive. Sorry, some of these are quite cringey. Sorry, I've lost the names of those who wrote the lyrics. Sorry, these were made in short amounts of time. The lyrics printed here are from memory/ears, probably with mistakes. Soooorry!
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/arcticblast.mp3
Witness the power of steam
If you know what I mean
Now bear my Arctic Blast
Now bear my Arctic Blast
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/awesomethread.mp3
Awesome thread
Operator's "Wibble Wobble" from the last thread
Remains on my playlists to this day
And I've included it on more than one mixtape
I think a lot of these songs from everyone
Not just Operator
Are going to be favorite of mine for a while
I'm actually thinking of burning all the songs
From this thread onto a CD and mocking up
Some cover art for it all or something
If I do I'll post it
And others should do the same
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/barbiedolls.wav
Barbie dolls and shotgun shells
Fallen to the sand
The river calls from ten feet away
They'll never find the evidence
I saw the shoe hanging from a branch
It rolled in the current from dusk to dawn
The dog wants to catch it
But he keeps falling in
Who called the police
They won't go away
They're asking the wrong questions
And they know about the gun
I hope the car makes it up this hill
I hope I can make it home
I'd rather leave the sights I've seen
Down in that big old gorge
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/becasue.mp3
I'm hooked on the drugs
And I like where I am
I sway by the fire
Yet I sit on a lamb
The way I look
Isn't the way I feel
If I could
I would fuck an eel
I like hotdogs becasue they look like a penis
Slowly roasting on a fire and a dripping like semen
And I like it
And I like it
I love it in my mouth
And I like it
And I like it
I love it in my mouth
And I like it
And I like it
These days go by fast
Becasue I'm gay
The internet is real
Some may say
You're gay I say
So fuck you
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/bleedingrainbow.mp3
Gabriel
In the sky
Sees with
Immortal eyes
Take a look
In Satan's book
Bleeding rainbow
I can kill
Anything
Death
Death to all
Do you hear them call
Bleeding rainbow
I strike
The heart of god
And taste the blood
Biblical flood
Bleeding rainbow
Bleeding rainbow
Bleeding rainbow
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/boomboom.mp3
To live without love
Is like living in hell
And I like girls who have
Their own gravity well
But baby there's a line
And you've gone and crossed it
That boner I had for you
Damn gone and lost it
You're 200 pounds
Too much a woman for me
Your fries were supersized
And dessert was free
If there's one thing I like
It's a big girl in bed
I'm always well laid
When my sweetie's well fed
But honey there's a point
Where pleasure becomes pain
Just getting you here
Took a forklift and crane
You're 200 pounds
Too much a woman for me
Your fries were supersized
And dessert was free
You're 200 pounds
Too much a woman for me
Or else I ain't enough
Of a man
*SOLO*
If my pa was alive
He'd say "Son stop your bitchin'
That girl is a queen
Get your ass in the kitchen"
I wouldn't be here now
If given up had he
So pass me the chicken wings
And make room for daddy
You're 200 pounds
...etc
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/daiseys.mp3
My darling little honey
Who moped around
And groped around
And smiled at me all funny
Where did it all go wrong
As if a bunch of daiseys
Dressed like a goth
I pushed her off
Into the path of a Mercedes
I'm writing you this song
...
The beauty of a flower
Which blooms in May
On that same day
I began my rise to power
Her death was opportune
My latest inquisition
To oust the proles
Who shun their roles
And argue their position
Comes into effect in June
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/eyeball mastered.wav
So I sat down to have some tea
It tasted terrible
Woe is me
So I go to find out what the cause might be
When something jumped
Out and fucking attacked me
There's a fucking eyeball in my teapot
There's a fucking eyeball in my teapot
And it decided to beat the shit out of me
I decided that it was the time for revenge
So I explained to it a challenge
Me and it were to duel at dawn
But instead of a revolver
It brought McFarlane's Spawn
There's a fucking eyeball in my teapot
There's a fucking eyeball in my teapot
And it brought Spawn to beat shit out of me
Yes that goddamn eyeball
Had thought it was so smart
So I held the teapot up to my ass
And ripped a great big fart
I heard it cough
I heard it moan
It would be better off
On death row
I closed the lid
I held it shut
As it screamed to me
I was a fucking cunt
There's a fucking eyeball in my teapot
There's a fucking eyeball in my teapot
And I fucking gassed it with the fumes from inside of me
There's a fucking eyeball in my teapot
There's a fucking eyeball in my teapot
And I fucking gassed it with the fumes from inside of me
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/fuse.mp3
Time goes by
The clock is ticking
Counting the seconds
Until the end
I watch the ashes
Fall from him
My smoldering
Little friend
With a deep breath
And a heavy sigh
I soon accept my fate
The fuse runs out
The time has come
That's it for my cigarette break
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/ghosthobo.mp3
Children who don't eat their vegetables
Are a dirty and vile breed
It is said that a monster will come in the night
And carry them off to feed
And children who live to scream and yell
Shall spend eternity in the depths of hell
Demons ripping off flesh and tearing into bone
As they cry for their mothers in the dark alone
And for the children who won't brush their teeth
In creeps the ghost hobo without making a peep
He'll clip of their fingers and cut off their feet
Then ride away swiftly on his box car fleet
So children remember
Whether you're there or here
All of your time should be spent
Living in fear
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/kitsune.mp3
You will call me Kitsune
Not a dog
(wait did I "write" this?)
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/massmedia.mp3
These are the difference between similar terms from "intro to mass media"
I wish the assholes in my class would learn the difference
Mass media targets the general public which is unidentified and anonymous
Point-to-point communications target a specific location or locations
Convergence is the coming together of services and technologies
Conglomeration is the merging of companies in related businesses
Consolidation is the purchase of companies by a company in the same business
Mass media uses technology, sends (?) content, targets the general public,
targets locations other than its origin, has relatively simultaneous delivery,
delivers content of general interest, and is affordable
Some mass medias are print, newspapers and magazines, electronic, either
wired cable TV and internet, or wireless broadcast, AM and FM radio,
VHF and UHF TV and satellite
Point-to-point communications can be wired or wireless
Some examples are telephone services, relay satellites, and walkie-talkies
I really hope this will help the kids learn the difference
Because that one bitch who asked a question about the first week's notes
every day in class really pissed me off
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/melissa.mp3
Beef curtains
Meat rags
Fish taco
Box
This is everything I did with Melissa
I liked to come on her tits
This is everything I did with Melissa
I was the first one to do this
Cum rag
Meat wallet
Cooter
Twat
This is everything I did with Melissa
I liked to come on her tits
This is everything I did with Melissa
I was the first one to do this
I hope when you kiss her lips
That you know they were on my dick
I hope that you can taste my sperm
When you lick her tits
My old cum rag is your new girlfriend
This is everything...
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/min2hrs.mp3
Minutes to hours
Long live the night
Drink of your blood
Won't go down without a fight
And while the weaklings they all slop
Not the few the proud with eight odd cups
In their stomach slushing churning
Twilight to starlight they watch the night turning
And in their eyes a godlike burning
Never give up
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/moremoremore.mp3
Live by the sword
Then die die die
Pick up my shield and run to the battlefield
And live live live
Drink their blood
Then spit it on my decaying corpse
More more more
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/objection.mp3
My enemy in front of me
My aides to my side
I must cross-examine
What you just testified
You're accused of murder
But why can't you see
That lies on the stand
Will make you guilty
(whoa) These tears of rejection
(whoa) I must make a connection
(whoa) You strive for perfection
(whoa) And so here's my OBJECTION (beep beep bepp)
A sudden revelation
The court has gone nuts
When something smells
It's usually the Butz
The king of prosecutors
Edgeworth's award
I must add this
To the court record
(whoa) These tears of rejection
...
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/onegaydragon.mp3
Sit by me my friends
And I'll tell you all a tale
The strangest you will hear
Unless the story fails
Of course you all have heard
Of the mighty beast the dragon
But tell me have you heard
Of the dragon that went fagging
He was one gay dragon
Mythological queer
From the strangest tale
That you ever did hear
This dragon was ashamed
He tried to hide his gayness
He never was discovered
When checking dragon anus
If the other dragons knew
They'd all call him a lamer
But he couldn't hide it long
Cause this dragon was a flamer
He was one gay dragon
Mythological queer
From the strangest tale
That you ever did hear
So one day with his friends
He came out of the closet
He told them of how much he'd love
To make a butt deposit
The dragons laughed him out of town
He cried and flew away
Cause noone could appreciate
A dragon who is gay
He was one gay dragon
Mythological queer
From the strangest tale
That you ever did hear
He soon got his revenge
When he found a faggot knight
He sold out his old friends
And he didn't give a shite
He eventually settled
With a friendly homo griffin
And they had a happy ending
When they both got to yiffin
He was one gay dragon
Mythological queer
From the strangest tale
That you ever did hear
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/oranges.mp3
Just working at the orange ranch
Yes sir this is what I do
Working at the orange ranch
Is that a problem for you
This is my job what can I say
It's all work and no play
But in the end it's all okay
Since I get to touch oranges all fucking day
All day long oranges oranges
I fondle my oranges oranges
All day long
Some day I'd like to move on
Maybe fondle some other delicious fruits
But that's the future oh my son
So lets all go nuts at the orange ranch
Just working at the orange ranch
Yes sir that's what we'll do
Working at the orange ranch
Is that a problem for you
All day long oranges oranges
I fondle my oranges oranges
All day long
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/quotedotdot.mp3
"quimbling..."
A quiet hallway
The semblence of a mystery
In the distance I can hear the wind
"worfling..."
A door closes
Quilt me a girly padding
While I cower in the shed
Unearth my mountains of memory
The power of passion that resides inside of me
In the kitchen a trembling mass
This is not the future of my power
*BITCHIN' SOLO* (sic)
"grabble..."
I pull my hands back
From where they were on my face
When I suddenly became frightned
Where is the window to my pain…
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/serpentssong.mp3
Riding on a steed of darkest midnight
Riding forth towards the quest that I might
See the beauteous valleys of home once more
And bring the darkness to light
The mightiest foe in the land
Must be fought with sword in hand
Protecting the kingdom in my eyes I see (?)
I'll fight onward towards destiny
Can you see the world is full of misery
The shadow has crept up in our minds
Stole our eyes made us blind
Can you see life will bring forth harmony
The sun will come out and vanguish the foe
And joy will reign forever more
The serpent rears it head again
To strike with fire and flame
Fighting onward as any man should
I will not die in vain
The swing of the sword mighty and strong
Hits home ending the serpent's song
The shadow in my mind has been defeated
And the quest at long last completed
Can you see the world is full of misery
...
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/tearblurredsight.mp3
I find myself writing a different song
I'd already planned a much better one
Things don't turn out as you plan
Least not for this pityful man
I was blinded by my belief
That I couldn't be happy with another's grief
But just the thought of your sweet lips
Sends shivers down to my fingertips
Playing the field oh it never works
If you meet the most perfect girl first
Only with hindsight can I see
That I was a fool and will always be
From day one I should have seen
Sweet beautiful and eighteen
I should have seen it straight away
That we would share ten amazing days
Ten days is all it takes to know you're right
Ten days is all it takes to see the light
I should have listened that first day
But your doubts I kissed away
At the time all seemed right
Ten days later tear blurred sight
Having someone to spoil again
Till the release of hidden pain
I'd do anything for you
Every word I write is true
At your door one sunday I arrive
Feeling pumped and so alive
Only to be told we need to talk
That night I walked my longest walk
Arriving home to other's laughter
I've become a futile actor
Motivation I cannot find
Cause I can't get you out of my mind
Ten days is all it takes to know you're right
Ten days is all it takes to see the light
Ten days is all it takes for your first fight
Ten days is all it takes to change your life
Ten days and I hide in my covers
Your heart it belongs to another
Ten days and I can't get to sleep
Your heart I don't get to keep
Ten days and I don't understand
But I feel so good when you hold my hand
Ten days and I'm still confused
My body aches and my heart is bruised
Ten days is all it takes to know you're right
Ten days is all it takes to see the light
Ten days is all it takes for your first fight
Ten days is all it takes to change your life
(NOTE: I remember he said he knew it was very long, and we didn't have to record everything, but I did it anyway)
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/teletubbies.mp3
The baby looks down
On the green rolling hills
While the rabbits still snuffle and play
The flowers still grow
Because they don't know
What happened here yesterday
The Teletubbies are dead my friend
Tinky Winky was stabbed in bed
Then Laa-Laa came to a gruesome end
Dipsy and Po were suffocated
All the Tubby Custard
Was slowly goes stale
The Noo-Noo was alone and ashamed
The handbag and ball
Hat scooter and all
Will never be played with again
The Teletubbies are dead my friend
Tinky Winky was stabbed in bed
Then Laa-Laa came to a gruesome end
Dipsy and Po were suffocated
Oh it was late at night
And the stars were bright
In the night garden a plot was hatched
Its inhabitants chose
To slaughter their Tubby foes
To murder and steal all their cash
Now the baby looks down at the empty home
Where the rabbits still snuffle and play
While the loudspeaker shouts
And they'll never find out
What happened here yesterday
The Teletubbies are dead my friend
...
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/tonight.mp3
Tonight is the night
Tonight is the night
Tonight is the night
We won't stand it anymore
Tonight is the night
We're gonna get hardcore
Not again what a lame excuse
A nation supported by US military aid
Ten shades of green
To put one in an Arab's bean
Every citizen required to kill
To fulfil an empty promise
Tonight is the night
Tonight is the night
We won't stand it anymore
One kill and they bring ten more
Ha excessive force
To cure the source
Ten mothers crying and ten fathers grabbing their gun
Destroy a ??? nation because of one
You won't kill in our names anymore
Sending the Israellis tax money
It's an option no more
An armory purchased
Haha ??? bodies
Tonight is the night
Tonight is the night
We won't stand it anymore
Tonight is the night
We're gonna get hardcore
Leaked a secret plan to nuke the entire middle east
Instead of standing up and duking it out like men
We're the only ones that can kill with immunity
Fuck the Arab community
You better change your way of thinking
Cause soon you'll be outnumbered
Numb to the realities around you
Killing isn't a solution to the social pollution
A second-class citizen
A minority
But watch as that minority becomes the majority
Ha we'll see who has the real authority
A second generation holocaust
A jewish nazi bashing a muslim
Because we give them the cash and support them
No we won't fucking stand it anymore
We're gonna get hardcore
We won't stand it anymore
We're gonna get hardcore
Tonight is the night
We'll support you no more
Sympathetic and empathetic to your cause no more
You've burned your last bridge
You've killed your last person
It's time to instill some social justice
lyrics-by-somethingawful-forums-music-by-me/wow.mp3
World of Warcraft
You wondrous game
Of role playing
Of role playing
For it is in my bedroom
On the computer
That I am staying
I'll never leave
Not even to pee
I've got a bedpan
And it's right next to me
And when my roommates
Express their concern
I'll shun them to hell
And forever they'll burn
Because you should not
Ever fuck with me
I've been playing for months
And I'm level sixty
And I'll cast a dark spell on you
Force you to leave
You'll never take my precious
World of Warcraft from me
Tracker
Made with trackers: FastTracker II, MadTracker 2 and Renoise. Most of these probably from mid/late 90s to early 2000s.
Old veralin.dk site
veralin.dk/1215468000.ogg (En tynd rød tråd)
"En tynd rød tråd"
veralin.dk/1215727200.ogg
Re-release of "This is not jazz"
veralin.dk/1216332000.ogg (Sly Sly Sly)
(based on "moremoremore" seen elsewhere here)
Spalt en tung ion
Man finder kvarkgluon
Og Higgs' boson
Spil på Lotto og
Få syv rigtige
Tre uger i træk
Det er bare held held held
Men hvad kan man da også stille op med noget der kan
Afbøje og
Opsluge
Lys
veralin.dk/1216936800.ogg
Different version of "float like a feather"
veralin.dk/1217541600.ogg (Moo Moo)
Re-release of "moo moo"
veralin.dk/1218146400.ogg (Dance Dance Karnov)
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka was making a Dance Dance Revolution / Karnov mashup
game and was asking the somethingawful forums for music. Had to fit a specific
pattern to match up with gameplay: 4 bars intro; 4 parts of 8 bars; 4 bars
interlude; 4 parts of 8 bars; outtro. He never finished the game, but rather
liked this track if I recall? :) Also see: "ddkplaysyou".
veralin.dk/1219960800.ogg
Theme overstays its welcome, but I rather like what happens around 2:30.
Misc
rock.wav
From 1993. Made with MED or OctaMED + a Roland SC-155. Came on a 15th place in a competition held by "Det Nye COMputer".